I just want you all to know that these are the kind of emails people seem to think they need to send me. Pasted:
Subject: dude so i was watching porn
It’s like, at least cover it up. I can’t fap to this.
Well I mean I did in the end, well sorta in the process. Yeah bro, as you read this, I am edging.
"edging" really? I have no idea why I needed to know that.
(For those that are confused, he’s talking about the guy’s EGA tattoo on his arm)