January 2012
37 posts
“Robert Pattinson is gross, he looks like his dick smells.”
– Wife
December 2011
57 posts
thedevildogssweetheart asked: Hi there! I'm an Illustration major looking to transfer soon and I saw on your Terminal Lance site that you attend California College of the Arts. I just wanted to know if it's a good school for someone looking into illustration and worth it for me to go to. By the way I love Terminal Lance! it always gives me a good laugh. Thanks for the humor. :)
Hazing →
I was recently interviewed by Stars and Stripes to offer my “professional” opinion on hazing in the military, specifically how it relates to the recent suicide tragedy of Army Pvt. Danny Chen.
mypretentiousblog asked: Hey my buddy who's a corpsman stationed in Okinawa said that one of his fellow marines was raped by another drunk marine. So my question is, as far as you're concerned, how common are incidents like this? Is that a creepy ask? I love terminal lance, btw. xx
Milestone
I’m just going to mention this here because I just realized it.
Terminal Lance’s Facebook page officially has more fans than Penny Arcade. They still make a lot more money than me, but hey it’s a start!
Terminal Lance "Merry Christmas Cont." →
You’re better off not opening any presents from 1st Sgt.
Modern Warfare 3
I’d really like to get a public game going for fans of Terminal Lance to try to take me down. However, Infinity Ward—in their infinite wisdom—has made matchmaking the only means to connect with people, instead of a server list like the days of yore.
Does anyone happen to know how I could get a public MW3 game going for PS3 that people can join without having to friend me on PSN?
I am nerd
All of my phone’s noises are now from The Legend of Zelda.
*Not my artwork—stole it from someone on Facebook.
Terminal Lance "Merry Christmas!" →
This year’s Terminal Lance Christmas strip!
Pro-Tip
Don’t let your inks ruin the spontaneity of your original pencils.
coldisthesea asked: In your animated short "Post", why do the Marines knock the M240 and sigh every time they come on guard duty?
“I don’t understand why baby clothes have to be flame retardant.”
– Wife
I'm going to be playing every Wednesday at Vino...
6bq9:
For the foreseeable future, I’m going to be playing 7-9pm every Wednesday at Vino Vixens, 2929 SE Powell, Portland, Oregon, etc. http://vinovixenspdx.com/ Google it! Anyway, I’m going to be working up to a big Halloween party, because 10-31-2012 is on a Wednesday this year! So, clear your calendar, and get ready for an all-out costume partay.
Go see my step dad playing at Vino Vixens on...
Terminal Lance #168 "When You Eat It..." →
You’ll shit bricks.
True Story
I am an artist, and I have never had a DeviantArt page.
The answer: 3 hours.
Wife: Did you have fun playing Zelda earlier?
Me: Yeah, but I only played for like 3 hours--which really isn't that much in Zelda-time.
Wife: Yeah but how much is that in adult time?
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Watchcwnl:
Night Sky over Lake Tekapo
Lake Tekapo on South Island in New Zealand is arguably one of best night sky locations in the Southern Hemisphere. The significance of its pristine night sky without light pollution is recognised world-wide and is being included in the list of UNESCO Starlight Reserves.
Copyright: Alex Cherney
Taken in New Zealand, the Milky Way still blows my mind. Just...
Skyward Sword
Sitting in the dark, staring blankly at the brightly colored LCD screen with a Wii-mote in one hand and a “nunchuck” in the other. I was hungry, my eyes were red, I had to go to the bathroom… it was at this moment I realized something:
I was playing a new Zelda game.
Yeah, now that finals are done I’ve finally gotten to start playing Skyward Sword. I think it was when I...
humanbeingscanfeel asked: Hey Max! Big fan of Terminal Lance! I love drawing/doodling, I was wondering did taking classes on drawing improve your drawing abilities? I wanted to know because I wanted to take some classes when I get out of the Marine Corps and I just wanted to know if it was worth it? Thanks!
Character Design Final - A Series of Unfortunate... →
Because Yssa is so awesome, I must tell you all that you should follow her and love her artwork. Not that you wouldn’t love her work anyway, it’s impossible not to. Seriously.
It’s fucking impossible.
yssadalawa:
Design the main cast for a re-imagining of a series!
Premise:
In a futuristic world, scientists start to create and study human-like androids under the false name,...
30,000 fans on Facebook
Tumblr… you got a lot of catching up to do.
Terminal Lance #167 "Bootcamp: Disease" →
Nothing beats a good bloodletting!
tattoos-and-m16s asked: I had no idea you had a Tumblr. All this time I've been following your terminal lance website and i had no idea O.O
Terminal Lance #166 "Amenities" →
Bag fries are like a fat-kid bonus!
