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“Okay, maybe Scarlett Johansson is a bad example. I’d drag my dick through a mile...”
– Me
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Melissa: Did you bring your camera?
Max: Yeah, I have the small one... It's not the size of the boat that matters... It's the motion of the ocean.
Melissa: That's what guys with small penises say.
Max: Yeah, I've never said it though.
Melissa: You just did...
Max: Yeah, about my camera's penis.
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