Surrender your benefits!

Surrender your benefits!

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🐶

🐶

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Couch dog.

Couch dog.

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A hint of things to come…

A hint of things to come…

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Officers 'hoof it' to catch donkey at San Antonio mall

A white donkey you say…?

Would it be weird if I adopted this donkey?

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(Source: wannajoke, via tastefullyoffensive)

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I can’t even…

I can’t even…

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via 4gifs)

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Girlfriend: Thank you for the cupcake, but don't buy me cupcakes anymore cause I'm on a diet.
Me: I'll split it with you!
Girlfriend: I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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I’m pretty sure Lieutenant Ding is like the only Asian character in any military story ever.

I’m pretty sure Lieutenant Ding is like the only Asian character in any military story ever.

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