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SAN ANTONIO â” No one knows what a snow-white donkey was trying to get from JCPenney, but Animal Care Officers had to âhoof itâ to catch him Tuesday morning in the parking lot of the Ingram Park Mall, officials said. The first calls came in about 7 a.m., when people spotted the donkey in the grassy area along the intersection of Wurzbach and Ingram Roads. The donkey then went into the parking lot and headed for the department store, said Lisa Norwood, ACS spokeswoman.
A white donkey you say…?
Would it be weird if I adopted this donkey?
|Girlfriend:||Thank you for the cupcake, but don't buy me cupcakes anymore cause I'm on a diet.|
|Me:||I'll split it with you!|
|Girlfriend:||I DIDN'T SAY THAT.|