5 days of no shaving. My father has failed me.

5 days of no shaving. My father has failed me.

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via tastefullyoffensive)

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Nose knows.

Nose knows.

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Hulk Hogan knows.

Hulk Hogan knows.

Somehow when we said “no syrup” they also interpreted that as “caramel syrup.”

Somehow when we said “no syrup” they also interpreted that as “caramel syrup.”

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Why do sunglasses holders never fit sunglasses?

Why do sunglasses holders never fit sunglasses?

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Stand by…

Stand by…

SgtMaj Kent invited myself and Paul from Duffelblog out for drinks in SF.

SgtMaj Kent invited myself and Paul from Duffelblog out for drinks in SF.

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Shaved my face for the first time in months.

Shaved my face for the first time in months.

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All gripes aside, at least I would look fantastic going to war.

All gripes aside, at least I would look fantastic going to war.